pregnat4:

my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment

(via tomolicious)

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  • Every teacher: I understand that you have a lot of work, studying and a stressful week.
  • Every teacher: Here's 500 pages to annotate, 120 words to memorize and 5 packets due tomorrow.
  • adults who eat at nice restaurants and watch movies all alone
  • people who run for the bus but don’t catch it
  • orange juice with the pulp
  • mathematics

(Source: pythons, via kateeeethegreat)

moritzsstiefel:

my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said

“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”

mom

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lu-handsome:

fuck my life